SUPERMOM!
I saw the funniest maternity shirt today..... don't worry, I wasn't LOOKING for a maternity shirt.... just happened to come across it on the web. It said "I Grow People.... What's Your Superpower?". I thought this was so funny and it got me to thinking, "What's My Superpower?"
So, here's a SHORT list of superpowers that I think this "Supermom" holds. Not to brag, but to remind us of the little things we are able to accomplish on a daily basis.
1. I can make 3 plates at a buffet with more ease and agility than most of the "gray hairs" in front of me
2. My heat seeking abilities can "feel" a fever across the room
3. My super telepathic powers allow me to detect kid vomit before it happens..... usually
4. I can pump breastmilk and drive ( I don't know why this is "super", just thought it was a multitasking feat)
5. My super olfactory system allows me to smell a poopy diaper from 2 rooms away--this also works with any other kind of mess (ie., poop in the floor or bathtub, a puddle of syrup on the kitchen floor, toothpaste smeared all over the bathroom rug, etc.)
6. My super strength allows me to eat, drive, work, cook, clean.... all while holding a 30 pound child.
7. My super analytical skills allow me to figure how to split meals at restaurants to save the most money, allow everyone to get what they like, and still have a doggy bag to take home for tomorrow and.....
8. allow me to make a semi healthy meal from less than 4 unrelated items in the pantry.
Like I said, this is not to brag...... post one of your superpowers! It has empowered me to finish the day with confidence and fortitude....... good thing I don't have to wear a leotard.......
Big Boo Cast: Episode 421
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